1. Don't look like your picture.
Post an old picture from when you were thinner or had more hair ( haha ).
2. Don't make any special effort to present yourself well
Dress for a first meeting the way you would for a Saturday night at home (watching Ho Chiak ! ), rationalizing that you want to appear "real" and be liked for the way that you are.
3. Be late ( omg !)
Nothing says you couldn't care less than to be late. While arriving early might give you the advantage of being able to see your date before he/she sees you, being late implies you are too important to be polite.
4. Forget your wallet.
Male or female, the "I forgot my wallet" schtick is the fastest route to being labeled cheap.
If you are a guy and this is a coffee date, springing for both cups is a bargain-rate way to look good. And ladies, men notice if you offer to pay, even if they insist on opening their wallet for your latte.
5. Use your state-of-the-art Samsung/Nokia/Sony handphone
Go ahead, plunk your ultra hip blinking pride down on the table between the two of you, leave it on and answer every call, taking as long as you want while ignoring your date.
My grandma used to say "Don't brag," and when you are on a date, she was -- and is -- so right.
However, if you can't resist, talk about the price you paid for your wow ! new BM , flash your Rolex , and prop your implants ( goodness ) on the table. Tell how important you are at work and how many men or women are dropping at your feet.
See how your date reacts... if they are still at the table ( oh ! )
7. Complain !
Grouse. About our tired PM. Say how no one listens to you and you are looking for someone who will. Go on and on about your gastrics or, better yet, why you hate Nasi Kandar Perth .
8. Be r u d e.
To your date, and to everyone around you. Talk down to the slow Burmese Thai no Engrand-talk waiter and don't leave a tip. Complain loudly to the management about the poor service.
9. Try to get sexy.
Tell your date that she is turning you on and you are imagining her naked. Move in fast & furious, hugging, touching or trying to kiss, despite what your date is signaling.
Talk & purrrrr sexy and do it like Amber Chia. No no ! plse ! not that annoying B Pitt guy10. Tell dirty jokes
You know that you are funny, especially after you have a couple of drinks. If it is a coffee date, then stop off for a couple of tiger carlsberg before you get there. Say, how about Malaysia Today's Ramly sausages & Mongolian cherries encore ? You know that men (or women) like a good sexy joke, so fire away.
team bsg today fasting ( so a bit out ) & drinking only sorry (camera also spoilt )